Green eggs and ham?

Would you like green eggs and ham?
Would you like it with a goat?
Would you like it in a boat?
Would you?

Among the series of unfortunate events (I was fortunate enough to experience) that occurred with me playing the part,is the incident involving Dr.Suess and me as a kid.Here is what happened

Dr.Suess wrote a book called green eggs and ham.Every kid read it.I was a kid who read books.

Oh i should have mentioned the event was highly unfortunate because it didn't happen, I never got to read it.Then allegedly i grew up.Dr.Suess was replaced by Rands,Hellers and Becketts of the world.

Now as a grown up,i finally came across sam-i-am.
So would i like green eggs and ham?Exactly at what point i would have been persuaded to have the green eggs..the boat the goat??Or would i just give up and go nuts like our guy???

After much though i realized that all i needed to get persuaded for green eggs and ham is to say its not harmful!!! Yes, it wouldn't matter much if it were green or violet or crimson red...as long as it was fit for human consumption!Come to think of it i would acually go "oooh green eggs and ham"...

Would you like green eggs and ham?*

*Apparently this question can also determine few aspects of our personality it seems, seems right to me :)