Thursday, November 1, 2007

Where have all the slashers gone?

I was bored for sometime.Ok I was really bored. So what did “really bored me “do?
Well, found a slasher movie on HBO,
Watched a lot of blood and gore for sometime,
Swapped channel for the commercials,
Missed the ending of a crappy movie!

Now what is more sinful than watching a stupid horror film?
Not watching the ending of the stupid horror film!
So went online to fin spoiler alerts,
And man did they discuss the film or what!
In short either the film was pseudo-intellectual or really stupid!

Moral of the story: Stupid slasher films are more fun when you start debating the ambiguous ending!!

We did have our fair share of good slasher movies.
Man SCREAM was damn good (especially since I filed to guess the killer),
I know what you did…was OK but created a cult against death pacts,
THE HITCHER(the 80’s one) and UL were good with popcorn,
SAW was a frigging great jigsaw puzzle,
SCREAM 2 is refreshing as it actually develops the character (yeah remember character –unicorn of slasher films :D)


They don’t make Scream’s any more…Wes now makes Red eyes with its pathetic endings!! Whats up with Hollywood,Just look at the Oscar list of past 3 years amongst others…they are either making Biographical movies or movies based on real events (walk the line,Ray,Capote,zodiac,Elizabeth 2,American Gangster?) or remakes of tv series,novel adaptations or mythologies(Transformers, Assassination of jesse james…)

SoI Ask Where have all the slashers gone?..Yoo Hoo directors bring back to the desolated buildings,deserted gas stations, teenage schools, wide freeways on Screen!

Until then,its looks like Rental is our savior!

PS- This post and 2 hours prior to this post are dedicated to the movie “Rest stop”. Do participate in the poll if you were bored enough to watch it

So what exactly happened?

  1. They were ALL dead,(it’s a purgatory moron)
  2. All dead except our girl (Yeah the cop,the 71 gal were ghost puppets”
  3. Girl is definitely crazy (like our director?)
  4. All dead and she is caught in the crazy circle for all eternity
  5. Mission :get truth out of John Shiban (well we can go to Hollywood, held him for ransom-the actual plot of the story!)

2 comments:

Sarang said...

girl...what's happends to yours englishes?

M3 said...

welcome to the wild wild blog world..eeehaaah!